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Girl Time CD
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Girl Time
No Spring Chicken
The Tennessee Waltz
Peace of Mind
My Favourite Book
Good Old Jim the Traffic Guy

See BC on CBC
Mama Played Banjo
Chocolate Blues
New Star in the Sky
        (Devorah's Song)
Back to the Light

Girl Time
Written by Debbie Fleming

Timbits potato chips and cheap red wine in a paper cup,
List’nin’ and dishin’ up what’s on our minds until the sun comes up.

I’m talkin’ ‘bout Girl Time
And hangin’ with sweet friends of mine,
And sippin’ on cheap red wine in a paper cup.

Take a load off, take your shoes off and let your toes wiggle in the cool night air,
Have a laugh, have a cry, have a belly-shakin’ giggle –throw away your cares!

I’m talkin’ ‘bout Girl Time
And hangin’ with sweet friends of mine,
And sippin’ on cheap red wine in a paper cup.

Talkin’ ‘bout joys, talkin’ ‘bout sorrows,
Beefin’ ‘bout the boys, and dreamin’ ‘bout tomorrow.
Raisin’ our voice and singin’ like a chorus –
Wild and free – and oh so glad to be just sharin’ those

Timbits, potato chips and cheap red wine in a paper cup
Whether hissin’ or dissin’ – it’s never a crime –
Whatever comes up – it’s OK!

I’m talkin’ ‘bout Girl Time
And hangin’ with sweet friends of mine,
And sippin’ on cheap red wine in a paper cup.

Talkin’ ‘bout joys, talkin’ ‘bout sorrows,
Beefin’ ‘bout the boys, and dreamin’ ‘bout tomorrow.
Raisin’ our voice and singin’ like a chorus –
Wild and free – and oh so glad to be just sharin’ those

Timbits, potato chips and cheap red wine in a paper cup
Whether jokin’ or topin’  – it’s never a crime –
Whatever comes up – it’s OK!

I’m talkin’ ‘bout Girl Time
And hangin’ with sweet friends of mine,
And sippin’ on cheap red wine in a paper cup.

Girl time, girl time until the sun comes up
And sippin’ on cheap red wine in a paper cup, in a paper cup
Girl Time, Girl time!!

© 2003 Fleming Songs Publishing

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No Spring Chicken
Written by Debbie Fleming

I once was the new chick on the block
Every hen and rooster knew my name
In the pecking order, I rose quickly to the top,
And I had my share of fortune and fame.
When the new brood comes, the old guard moves along –
Wingin’ it and singin’ their own song.
The beat can go from fast to slow in the twinklin’ of an eye,
But we still fly!  Me oh my!

Chorus:
I ain’t no spring chicken, but I love to be alive,
And I can’t stop the music in my soul
I ain’t no spring chicken, I’m over thirty-five
But you can never be too old to rock and roll.

I don’t wear an earring in my belly button,
I don’t care to backpack solo ‘round the world,
I no longer go rock climbin’ or bungee jumpin’
And I’m a tad past bein’ a Cosmo Girl
When layin’ was our main preoccupation
We kept those roosters boppin’ all day long.
But now we have the time to chase our dreams up to the sky
And we still fly, me oh my!

Chorus:
Tag:  You can never be too old to rock and roll!!!

© 2005 Fleming Songs Publishing

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The Tennessee Waltz
Written by Redd Stewart/Pee Wee King

I was dancin' with my darlin to the Tennessee Waltz
When an old friend I happened to see.
I introduced her to my darlin' and while they were dancin'
My friend stole my sweetheart from me.
 
I remember the night and the Tennessee Waltz
Now I know just how much I have lost
Yes, I lost my little darlin' the night they were playin'
That beautiful Tennessee Waltz

 He goes dancin' with the darkness to the Tennessee Waltz
And I feel like I'm falling apart
And it's stronger than drink and it's deeper than sorrow
This darkness he left in my heart
 
I remember the night and the Tennessee Waltz
Cause I know just how much I have lost
Yes I lost my little darlin' the night they were playin'
The beautiful Tennessee waltz
The beautiful Tennessee waltz.

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Peace of Mind
Written by Debbie Fleming
, Sept. 2003

Well I'm lost on this old highway
The rear-view mirror's  foggin' up my mind.
And  I won't stop 'til I get to My Way
Maybe there I'll find some peace of mind.
God knows I need some peace of mind.

The clouds are hidin' the mountain tops
The  windshield wipers slap from side to side
The tears I'm cryin' , they just won't stop
Cuz I ‘m leavin’ my broken dreams behind

I made a wrong turn back a way
Cuz I was young -- learnin' how to drive
Takin'  his direction was a sad  mistake,
And I lost my way and I nearly lost my mind

Chorus

I'm keepin' my eyes on the  straight white lines
They’re leadin’   me away from where I've been.
I'm following the signs to the nearest state line-
Cuz I'm weary of the state I'm in.

Bridge:
Up ahead the highway is  shinin' like a diamond,
The mountain tops  are glowin' in the sun.
A rainbow in the sky's like a neon sign
To My Way -- here I come
Here I come.

I'm Gonna    find my way on this old highway.
I’m gonna keep lookin' ahead and not behind.
I know I'm     on the right road to My Way.
Maybe there I'll find some peace of mind
I'm Gonna   find my way on this old highway.
Gonna keep lookin' ahead and not behind.
I know I'm     on the right road to My Way.
Maybe there I'll find some peace of mind
God knows I need some peace of mind.
Some peace of mind.

© 2003 Fleming Songs Publishing

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My Favourite Book
Written by Debbie Fleming

Saturday Morning and no place to go
The radio’s warning it’s thirty below, but I don’t mind
Cuz I’ve got time to read my favourite book.
Get a hot cup of cocoa, curl up in my chair,
Let the wind and the snow blow, I haven’t a care when I unwind,
It frees my mind to read my favourite book.

Bridge:
Every page is my great escape to another place in time,
A hot romance in the south of France, et voila!  It’s summertime!

Breathing pure mountain air in the Pyrenees,
Feel his fingers in my hair as we laze by the sea,
A glass of wine,  passion is mine all through my favourite book.

Every page is my great escape to another place in time,
The Riviera is mine to take – and it doesn’t cost me one thin dime!

Before I know it, it’s time for bed
I’m back from my travels, my book’s been read for the umpteenth time
The sun’s still shinin’ in my favourite book.
It’s so sublime to free my mind and read my favourite book!
The end.

© 2003 Fleming Songs Publishing

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Good Old Jim the Traffic Guy
Written by Debbi
e Fleming, Mary Ellen Moore and Dorothy McDonall

Have you ever heard traffic done eloquently?

Well we have, we heard it on CBC!

Chorus
Good old Jim the traffic guy, he’s on the CBC
He's up before the sun does rise, a-helpin' you and me
To get to work, to get to school, to get from A to B
That's good old Jim the traffic guy, he’s on the CBC

Early in the mornin', and not a car in sight,
Jim drives to the studio when it's still black as night
He flops into his swivel chair with a bagel and some tea,
He flips the switch, he's on the air on the good old CBC

A semi haulin' poultry is lyin' on it's side,
Traffic's down to one lane on a hiway six lanes wide,
Jim says "Take the exit that leads to the 407"
Cuz he knows them chickens in that truck have found their way to heaven.

Chorus

A billboard's fallen in the westbound lane of Bloor St. and Yonge,
Jim's reroutin' traffic, and he makes it sound like fun
City streets are piled with snow, those SUVs don't care
"Drive with caution" Jim implores, while tearin' out his hair.

There's a fender-bender at Bathurst north of Steeles,
Southbound on the 404 a van has lost its wheels,
Eastbound on the Gardiner, a streaker's run amok
And all them rubberneckers are screamin'  "What the (bleep bleep)

Bridge:
He greets us in the morning, and he gets us home at night
If it weren't for Jim the traffic guy, our drive would be a fright!
Traffic in the morning, traffic in the evening, traffic at suppertime
Jim's our little darlin' when he gets us home on time,  whooo!

Chorus

© 2004 Fleming Songs Publishing

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See BC on CBC
Written by Debbie Fleming

When I was a girl, I'd read about the world
And all the places I should see.
The Taj Mahal, and the China Wall
Never really did it for me.
The White Cliffs of Dover never won me over
The Eiffel Tower made me yawn.
The pyramids never flipped my lid
But then again, I was young.

But high school geography struck a chord in me
And Canada especially!
The maritimes, and the great white north
East to west  from sea to sea.
The Great Lakes and the prairies et la belle province
Were fascinating as can be
But the Rockies in the west were a cut above  the rest
And suddenLY I had to see B.C.!

The best way I could visit those lofty heights
Was to turn on my TV
And  watch the Beachcombers on Friday nights
With all my family
The mountains, the Pacific and that beautiful shore
Filled me with reverie!
But for then I had to be content  to see B.C. on C.B.C.

When I fled the nest, I knew I'd never rest
Until I realized my dream.
So I flew out to the Island, and I knew that this was my land
Reaching out to welcome me.
So I found myself a job, and met a guy named Bob,
Settled down and had a family.
Now the west is home -- no more will I roam,
And I no longer have to see B.C. on CBC
Cuz I live here in Nanaimo
I no longer have to see B.C. on CBC
How I  love to mountain-climb, oh
I no longer have to see B.C. on CBC!

©2004 Fleming Songs Publishing

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Mama Played Banjo
Written by Debbie Fleming

Mama led a hard life, but she did the best she could
How she got us through it all, I’ve never understood,
With four kids and a three-legged dog, she was a single mom who worked two jobs.

Mama led a hard life, but she never let it show.
We all felt we were lucky because she loved us so.
We were poor as dirt with nothin’ to show
And mama’s greatest treasure was her papa’s old banjo
And each night as the crickets sang,
Mama’s hard-workin’ fingers would softly twang.

Chorus
Mama played banjo, it was like a lullaby
Mama played banjo, until the day she died
Mama played banjo, and I swear that this is true
Mama’s love and that old banjo got us through.

At the end of a long day, doin’ for everybody else,
Mama’d tuck us in and take the banjo from the shelf
Sometimes I’d hear her cry as she caressed those strings,
But by and by her voice would softly sing

Mama played banjo, it was like a lullaby
Mama played banjo, until the day she died
Mama played banjo, and I swear that this is true
All the hardships mama handled were absorbed by that old banjo

Mama played banjo, it was like a lullaby
Mama played banjo, until the day she died
Mama played banjo, and I swear that this is true
Mama’s love and that old banjo got us through.

©2006 Fleming Songs Publishing (SOCAN)

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Chocolate Blues
Written by Dorothy McDonall, Debbie Fleming and Mary Ellen Moore

Gimme some chocolate!

When I’m in a muddle, or feelin’ in a fix,
I find a little old vending machine and I buy myself a Twix.
I peel off the wrapper, and I take a little bite,  MMMM
The cookie’s so good, and the caramel’s so sweet
And the chocolate!  Well it’s outasight!

Chorus:
Gimme some chocolate to melt my blues away
Gimme some chocolate, a little bit every day
Gimme some chocolate, to set my mind at ease
Just give me some chocolate, and bring me to my knees.

When I’m feelin’ sexy, and a man’s nowhere to be found,
I buy myself a box of the best, and baby I go to town.
I take a nutty hard one, and place it gently on my tongue
And I suck on it slow so endorphins’ll flow
Now BABY!  That’s havin’ fun!

Chorus

Bridge:
When I’m feelin’ lonely, or even a little sad,
I dig right into that chocolate box, and then I don’t feel so bad
I really should kick this habit, I’m feeling a little fat
But without my Twix, I don’t get my fix
And you wouldn’t want to see that

Chorus
Chorus
Give me some chocolate right now!  Oh yeah!

©2004 Fleming Songs Publishing (SOCAN)

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New Star in the Sky (Devorah's Song)
(In Memory of Devorah Goodman)
Written by Debbie Fleming

CHORUS:
There’s a new star in the sky,
And the twinkle in her eye lights my way as I struggle through this dark and lonely night.
There’s a new star in the sky shining bright, but oh so high
And I wish that I could fly up to that new star in the sky.

 

Not so long ago I could touch her,
I could stroke her hair, and I could hold her in my arms.
With each new dawn, her spirit shone,
It’s like she was the sun
The radiance of her smile made me warm.

Her dancing feet embraced the earth beneath them,
She couldn’t wait to face what each new day would bring.
She was like the wind, so wild and free
Her dazzling mind ignited me,
And the music of her laughter made me sing

CHORUS

I miss her, I miss her so,
But she’s still with me – this I know
She reminds me every time I see her shine
And I’d give anything to hold her one more time.
I wish I could fly,
If only I could fly

To that  new star in the sky,
With the twinkle in her eye that  lights my way as I struggle through this dark and lonely night.
There’s a new star in the sky shining bright, but oh so high
And I wish that I could fly up to that new star in the sky.

Fly, I wish I could fly
Fly, if only I could fly
Fly I wish I could fly
Fly away to that new star in the sky
I wish I could fly away to that new star in the sky

©2005 Fleming Songs Publishing (SOCAN)

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Back to the Light
(In Memory of Alan Newman)
Written by Debbie Fleming

CHORUS:
Back to the light, back to the light
No more darkness, no more night
No more cryin’ , no pain to fight
Jesus guide me back to the light

In my life, I’ve climbed my mountains
When I’ve slipped and fallen,
When hope was gone
Your gentle hand would guide me onward
And give me strength to carry on.

I’ve known joy, and I’ve known sorrow,
I’ve touched Heaven, and crawled the muddy ground.
Through it all I sing of heaven’s glory,
And when you call my name,
I’ll lay my burden down.

Chorus

In the earthly days that lie before me
I’ll live to love, and dare to do what’s right
And when my task has been accomplished,
Lord guide me softly back to the light

Chorus

Sweet Jesus guide me back to the light.

©2006, Fleming Songs Publishing (SOCAN)

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Angel Wings CD
Click on a Title for the lyrics, or a Speaker Icon to hear an mp3.

Make Lemonade
Everything Does Change
Sentimental Journey
Foodblooz
Angel Wings
Sunshine Medley
Down To The River To Pray
Waiting For You

Vacuum Cleaner Tango
Cellphone ?
Little Mountain Church House
Always With You
        (The Wedding Song)
I'm a Woman
Nothin' In the World
        (That This Old Girl Can't Do)

Make Lemonade
Written by Debbie Fleming
Ooo, make-a lemon make-a lemon Ooo,
Ooo, make-a lemon make-a lemon Ooo,

What do ya do when your life turns sour?
Add a little sugar, and ya make lemonade.
What do ya do in your darkest hour?
Light up a candle and ya make lemonade.
What do ya do when the times get tough?
Put on your boxing gloves and make lemonade.
What do ya do with the string of bad luck?
Tie a kite on the end of it, and make lemonade.

If a lemon makes you sour, you may have to drink your cup alone.
But add the sweet sweet taste of your power
And somebody will always come along to help you be strong!

What do ya do when the future looks black?
Eat a lot of carrots, and ya make lemonade.
If there's a heavy load on your back
Put it down for a moment, and ya make lemonade
What do you do when nothin' goes easy?
Oil the machinery and make lemonade.
What do you do when life drives you crazy?
Dance in the moonlight, and ya make lemonade.

Every cloud is lined with silver,
All the pain and heartache passes.
It's a long, hard climb up the hill for
The beautiful view from the top through rose-coloured glasses!

What do ya do?
Squeeze out the lemon and ya make lemonade.
Tell me what do ya do, what do ya do-hoo?
Squeeze out the lemon and ya make lemonade.

Squeeze out the lemon, whoo hoo
Squeeze out the lemon. (3X)

Squeeze out the lemon, and ya make lemonade.

© 1996 Fleming Songs Publishing

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Everything Does Change
Written by Debbie Fleming
All Aboard!
Things ain' gonna ever be the same.
Everything changes as we ride this train
Thru' tribulation, thru' the fire and rain
Only God's grace can ease the pain
When everything does change.

We start off naked, and then we grow
Accumulating all we can hold.
We swap our nature for silver and gold,
And when we stop at Heaven, we've lost our soul.

As we roll thru' strife, or as we fly thru' fear,
We hold on tighter as we try to steer.
If we'd release control to our Lord so near,
The path before us would be straight and clear, Cuz

Things ain' gonna ever be the same.
Everything changes as we ride this train
Thru' tribulation, thru' the fire and rain
Only God's grace can ease the pain
When everything does change.

We can find the favour on this bumpy ride
If we trust our saviour to be our guide.
Like the lilys of the field, God will provide.
He's callin' "All Aboard" now -- just step inside - Cuz

Things ain' gonna ever be the same.
Everything changes as we ride this train
Thru' tribulation, thru' the fire and rain
Only God's grace can ease the pain
When everything does change.

Everything does change, woo woo
Everything does change, woo woo
Everything does change, woo woo
Last stop -- Heaven!

© 2002 Fleming Songs Publishing

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Sentimental Journey
Written by Les Brown, Bud Green, Ben Homer
Gonna take a sentimental journey.
Gonna set my mind at ease.
Gonna take a sentimental journey
To renew old memories.

Got my bags, I got my reservation,
I've spent each dime I could afford.
Like a child in wild anticipation--
I long to hear that "All Aboard"

Seven, that's the time we leave at seven.
I'll be waiting up for heaven
Countin' every mile of railroad track that takes me back.

Never thought my heart could be so yearny.
Why did I decide to roam?
Gonna take that sentimental journey --
Sentimental journey home.

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Angel Wings
Written by Mary Ellen Moore
I'm gonna get my Angel Wings I'm gluing them on today, oh,
I'm gonna get my Angel Wings,
Cause I know how to play.
Gonna learn how to fly, gonna learn how to soar,
Gonna see all the sights from up there, oh,
I don't even have to go out of my house I can do it right here in my chair.

I'm gonna float like a big ballon, see where the rainbow ends, oh,
I'm gonna spend some time with the moon,
We're gonna be good friends.
Gonna learn how to fly, gonna learn how to soar,
Gonna see all the sights from up there, oh,
I don't even have to go out of my house I can do it right here in my chair,

My imagination, taking me away.
Gluing on my Angel Wings, yah
Gonna glue them on today oh, glue them on today.
Gonna throw my lasso around a star, travel the milky way, oh,
My distination's way over thar,
I think I'll get there today.
Gonna learn how to fly, gonna learn how to soar,
Gonna see all the sights from up there, oh,
I don't even have to go out of my house, I can do it right here in my chair.

My imagination, taking me away,
Gluing on my Angel Wings, yah
Gonna glue them on today oh, glue them on today.

© 1998 Mary Ellen Moore

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Foodblooz
Written by Debbie Fleming
Chew chew chew chew chew-be-doo, I've got the blues -- Boo hoo!

A ricecake for breakfast, a cup of black java --
The diet book says I could never have a
Donut, a muffin, or bacon or eggs
If I wanna flaunt a pair of sexy legs
I've got the food-defyin' self-denyin' blues, oh I've got the blues, oh yeah!

At lunchtime I savour a leaf of romaine
With lemonjuice for flavour --
And not a pound I'll gain
I'm gonna be thin as a model --
Size Minus-One Petite
I'll grin as men ogle --
Cuz they will never see the
Food-defyin' self-denyin' blues
Oh I've sho' got the blues, oh yeah!
When the weekend comes, I deserve a little treat --
I've got the "nummy numms" and I've been oh so good all week!
Just a little taste of HaagenDaz can't hurt a bit!
Three pints later -- I'm lickin' the last lid.
I can't believe what I just did!

A ricecake for breakfast -- I swear I just can't win!
How can they expect us to be so dogonned thin?
It's unnatural! It's not the way God made us -
It's fanatical -- I need my gravy on my potatos!!

Cuz I'm a woman!
Every lovin' inch of me's a woman!
Fat or thin, I'm the same old me!
No more food-defyin' self-denyin' blues.
Oh yeah!

© 1998 Fleming Songs Publishing

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Sunshine Medley
Keep on the Sunny Side
Written by A.P.Carter
You Are My Sunshine
Written by Jimmie Davis and Charlie Mitchell
Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side of life,

It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,
If we keep on the sunny side of life.
There's a dark and a troubled side of life,
but there's a bright and a sunny side too.
Tho' you meet with the darkness and strife,
The sunny side you also may view.

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side of life,
It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,
If we keep on the sunny side of life.

Tho' the storm and the fury rage today,
Crushing hope that we cherish so dear,
The cloud and storm will in time pass away,
And the sun again will shine bright and clear.

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side of life,
It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,
If we keep on the sunny side of life.

Let us greet with a song of hope each day,
Tho, the moment be cloudy or fair,
And let us trust in our Saviour always,
And keep us everyone in His care.

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side of life,
It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,
If we keep on the sunny side of life.

(You Are My Sunshine)
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine,
you make me happy when skies are grey.
You'll never know dear how much I love you,
please don't take my sunshine away.

The other night dear as I lay sleepin' I dreamt I held you in my arms,
When I awoke dear, I was mistaken so I hung my head and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine,
you make me happy when skies are grey.
You'll never know dear how much I love you,
please don't take my sunshine away.

I'll always love you and make you happy, if you will only say the same,
But if you leave me to love another, you'll regret it all some day.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine,
you make me happy when skies are grey.
You'll never know dear how much I love you,
please don't take my sunshine away.

Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side of life,
It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way,
If we keep on the sunny side of life.

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Down To The River To Pray
Traditional
As I went down in the river to pray, studyin' about that good ol' way,
And who shall wear the starry crown, Good Lord, show me the way.
O sisters let's go down, let's go down, come on down
O sisters let's go down, down in the river to pray
.
As I went down in the river to pray, studyin' about that good ol' way,
And who shall wear the robe and crown, Good Lord, show me the way.
O fathers let's go down, let's go down, come on down
O fathers let's go down, down in the river to pray.

As I went down in the river to pray, studyin' about that good ol' way,
And who shall wear the starry crown, Good Lord, show me the way.
O brothers let's go down, let's go down, come on down
O brothers let's go down, down to the river to pray.

As I went down in the river to pray, studyin' about that good ol' way,
And who shall wear the robe and crown, Good Lord, show me the way.
O mothers let's go down, come on down, don't ya wanna go down,
Come on mothers let's go down, down to the river to pray.

As I went down in the river to pray, studyin' about that good ol' way,
And who shall wear the starry crown, Good Lord, show me the way.
O sinners let's go down, let's go down, come on down
O sinners let's go down, down to the river to pray.

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Vacuum Cleaner Tango
Written by Debbie Fleming
Tango, I love to tango! Let's do the Vacuum Cleaner Tango!

So, I wake up in the morning -- it's not a pretty sight!
The cobwebs on the ceiling are swaying left and right!
My precious oak credenza is cloaked in ghostly white,
My lungs sound like maracas from coughing half the night!
I'm sneezing and I'm wheezing -- today I face my plight
And do -- the Vacuum Cleaner Tango.

So -- I drag it from the closet, and lug it down the hall,
I yank out the AC cord, and plug it in the wall.
I flip the switch and curse this bitchin' whining that I hear.
The light goes on, it needs a bag -- it's not been changed in years!
An hour after taking the infernal thing apart, I start --
The Vacuum Cleaner Tango.

So -- glide across the floor, 'til it catches on the door
Then DIP! That's what a tango is for!
Move that easy chair -- lift it if you dare
The DIP! Ah -- there's my underwear!

That little piece of popcorn seems to have the nack
Of re-emerging airborne while spitting out the back!
Back and forth, and forth and back and clickety clickety clack!
That was my diamond earring that dropped off in the sack!
Then suddenly there's silence. The AC cord goes WHACK!
Then back - to the Vacuum Cleaner Tango

Listen to the drone ... oh wait, is that the phone?
OUCH! There goes my funny bone.
Up and down the stairs -- this burden I must bear
Then woops! How did that FRIGGING cord get there?

It's time to do the scatter rugs, now straddle nice and wide.
Make sure the old Hoover won't suck it up inside.
That frickin' piece of popcorn is still there on the floor,
But wait! There go my pantyhose -- the ones I never wore.

Tempermental little monster won't go following me no more.
CRACK. I heard a crack sir
I think I wrecked my back sir
Call the Chiropractor!
I know for a fact there will be
No more Vacuum Cleaner Tango! No Way!!

© 1999 Fleming Songs Publishing

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Cellphone ?
Lyrics written by Debbie Fleming
Music by Johann Strauss
On a park bench alone, I'm enjoying the sun
When a guy with a phone starts yammering on.
He sits by my side, and it seems like this guy
Has made me an intimate part of his life, no choice have I!

I don't like to pry, so I leave with the sigh.
I'm walking along, when something seems wrong.
Two girls pass me by -- together -- but why?
They seem so alone, glued to their phones --
What happened to chatting eye to eye?

Crossing at the lights, I must train my sights
On the drivers with their five-o's
They just plow on through - -or drive into you,
Cuz they can't be thinking of two different things at once!

I wander through the door of my favourite grocery store,
In each aisle encountering more of the cellphone orators
Taking up the floor.
Maybe tonite I will go and savour the symphony (At Roy Thomson Hall)
As Mahler caresses my soul, Beethoven SHRIEKS behind me. (fur elise, cellphone)

Why can't these people see what a nuisance they can be?
How much better off we'd be, if they'd pack up their cells
And ship 'em off to ??????

© 2001 Fleming Songs Publishing

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Little Mountain Church House
Written by Jimmy Rushing and Carl Jackson
There's a little mountain church in my thoughts of yesterday,
Where friends and family gather for the Lord,
There an old fashioned preacher taught the straight and narrow way,
For what few coins the congregation could afford.

Dressed in all our Sunday best, we sat on pews of solid oak
And I remember how our voices filled the air,
How mama sounded like an angel on those high soprano notes,
And when the role is called up yonder I'll be there.

Lookin' back now that little mountain church house,
Has become my life's corner stone.
It was there in that little mountain church house,
I first heard the word I base my life upon.

At the all day Sunday singin's, and dinner on the ground,
Many were the souls that were divine.
While the brothers and the sisters who'd gone on to glory land,
Slept in peace in the maple grove nearby.

Looking back now that little mountain church house,
Has become my life's corner stone.
It was there in that little mountain church house,
I first heard the word I base my life upon.

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Always With You
(The Wedding Song)
Written by Debbie Fleming
Like a gentle spring breeze ends a cold lonely winter --
You warmed my heart, and you melted my soul.
I'm like a seed in the garden awakened by springtime,
And you are the sunshine that helped me to grow.

I want to be always with you
I promise to always be true,
And I pledge to you all the love in my heart,
Through grey skies or blue,
'Til death us do part
And I want to be always, always, always with you.

Like a white turtle-dove cooing soft in the morning,
You bring me peace, comfort and joy, and two arms safe and warm.
I'm like a bird soaring, flying -- with you I feel freedom,
And you are my shelter from the wind and the storm.

I want to be always with you
I promise to always be true,
And I pledge to you all the love in my heart,
Through grey skies or blue,
'Til death us do part
And I want to be always, always, always with you.
Forever and always, always, always with you.
I love you.

© 1993 Fleming Songs Publishing

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I'm a Woman
Written by Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller
I can wash out forty pairs of sox and have 'em hangin' on the line;
Starch and iron 2 dozen shirts before you can count to nine;
Scoop out a great big dipper of lard from the drippins' can;
Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping and be back
Before it melts in the pan!

Cuz I'm a Woman
W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
Cuz I'm a Woman
W-O-M-A-N

I can rub and scrub down this old house 'til it's shining like a dime,
Feed the baby, grease the car and powder my nose all at the same time.
Get all dressed up, go out and swing 'til 4 AM and then --
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6 and start it all over again.
Cuz I'm a Woman

W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
Cuz I'm a Woman
W-O-M-A-N

If you come to me sickly, you know I'll make you well.
If you come to me hexed up, you know I'll break that spell.
If you come to me hungry, I'll fill you full of grits.
If it's lovin' you need, I'll kiss you and hug you
And give you the shivering fits
Cuz I'm a Woman

W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
Cuz I'm a Woman
W-O-M-A-N

I can stretch a greenback dollar from here to kingdom come.
Play the numbers and pay my bills, and still end up with some.
I've got a 20 dollar goldpiece that says there's nothin' this woman can't do!
I can make a dress out of a feedbag, and I'll make a man out of you!
Cuz I'm a Woman

W-O-M-A-N
I'll spell that again
Cuz I'm a Woman
W-O-M-A-N

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Waiting For You
Written by Dorothy McDonall
I'm not lookin' but I see you in the corner of my mind.
You're holdin' out for someone better, tell me darlin' are you blind?
Are you chasin' after fairy tales or illusions of the past?
Don't you know these desperate notions never last?

You see I'm waiting for you, and there's nothing I can do,
I long to see you walkin' through my door
With a smile on your face that would brighten up this place,
And show me I'm the one that you adore.

I'm not listenin', but I hear you singin' softly in my heart.
You're longing for a tender love-
Darlin', here's a place to start.
But you're runnin' after rainbows, you're driftin' on the wind,
Don't you know that ain't no place for love to begin.

You see I'm waiting for you, and there's nothing I can do.
I long to see you walkin' through my door
With a smile on your face that would brighten up this place,
And show me I'm the one that you adore.

© 2003 Dorothy McDonall

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Nothin' In the World
(That This Old Girl Can't Do)
Written by Debbie Fleming
I broke in my shoes on the mommy-track
Bein' everything to everyone.
I've been a doctor, a teacher, accountant and a chef
Psychiatrist and super-mom!
I could write you a helluva resumé,
An occupational Irish stew
That says there's nothin' in the world
That this little girl can't do!

I'm gonna do all the things that I dreamed of
When I was just a little girl.
Dreams got put aside when I became a bride,
My family became my world.
Now the bull's gone and found greener pastures,
And the chickens have flown the coop --
And now there's nothin' holdin' back this little cracker-jack
And not a thing that she can't do.

Because there's nothin' in the world that this old girl can't do
do badoobu doo doo
I'm gonna pull out all the stops and bop into the hullabaloo!
Because there's fire in the furnace, water in the well
And fuel in the Bar-be-Q hoo hoo
I say there's nothin' in the world that this little girl can't do!
Now if you're lookin' for experience and reliability,
Well mister, you'd be wise to take a chance,
Cuz you know you can depend on me!

Because there's nothin' in the world that this old girl can't do
do badoobu doo doo
I'm gonna pull out all the stops and bop into the hullabaloo!
Because there's fire in the furnace, water in the well
And fuel in the Bar-be-Q hoo hoo
I say there's nothin' in the world that this little girl can't do!
Because there's fire in the furnace, water in the well
And fuel in the Bar-be-Q hoo hoo
I say there's nothin' in the world that this little girl can't do!

© 1989 Fleming Songs Publishing

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